The Menu — Lu's Little Wieners

Step 1

Choose your configuration.

Select one. Selection is required to proceed.

No. 1

The Single

One wiener. Standard length. Standard girth. Standard glaze application.

$5.49

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No. 2

The Double

Two wieners. Side by side. For those who find one insufficient.

$8.49

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No. 3

The Lil Sack

A modest sack containing four to six wieners. Volume varies. Satisfaction does not.

$14.99

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No. 4

Lu-in-a-Blanket

A single wiener fully sheathed in golden puff pastry.

$6.99 / $7.99

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Single-wrapped$6.99 Double-wrapped$7.99

Step 2

Customize your sauce.

Lu's Special Sauce is the only sauce. You may specify the quantity and viscosity. No other modifications are permitted.

Quantity

How much?

One Pump The standard application.

Two Pumps A serious amount.

Viscosity

How thick?

∿ Thin A light coating.

≋ Thick The full coverage experience.

Step 3

Confirm your order.

Configuration — None selected —

Sauce One Pump · Thin

Total $0.00

Selection required. Order is non-refundable. Chairman Lu reserves the right to deliver single wiener orders personally.

Specification

Lu's Special Sauce.

Proprietary formula. Always served fresh. The exact composition is known only to Chairman Lu. We do not publish the recipe. We do not respond to inquiries regarding the recipe.

Purpose

Spreading the Lu

The future holds more chairmen.

Behavior

Adheres on contact

Literally impossible to remove.

Origin

Changsha, China

Manufactured by the Chairman under classified conditions.